We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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