did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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