we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
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