it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
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