no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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