Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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