1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
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Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Randomize
