So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
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