Walk of Shame. In a state park.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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