No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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