If you die in college, do you die in real life?
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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