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just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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