I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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