I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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