found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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