How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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