Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
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