you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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