Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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