He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Randomize