hotel room ftw
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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