Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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