Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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