Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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