I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
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