I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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