I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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