IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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