you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
You left your phone here
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