I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
Randomize
