When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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