can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
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