Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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