is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Randomize
