I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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