Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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