I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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