I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Randomize
