I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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