how can u be prego again
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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