I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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