Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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