Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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