you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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