I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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