Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Randomize
