Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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