The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I'm drive I can fine osifer
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
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