After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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