he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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