is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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