But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Randomize
