I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
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